I assumed it was River with some smart-ass remark.
Beau: Hey. Hope it’s OK that I’m texting you.
I scrolled up to the one other message in our text thread: the picture of River hugging Betty.
Me: How did you get my number?
Beau: From your file.
I tried not to grin like a fucking idiot.
As with so many things in my life, I failed.
Me: Stalker.
Beau: Nah. Just a fan.
Beau:
Me: Yeah, well. I *am* the world’s best father.
Beau: You really kind of are.
Me: Have you been drinking? Or smoking?
Beau: Nope.
Beau: I noticed that River picked up Miguel.
Me: They’re going on a date.
I sent that with a GIF.
Beau: WTF does hubba-hubba mean?
Me: You’re making me feel old.
Beau: You’re only 7 years older than me. That’s not even enough for an age-gap trope.
Me: Age-gap trope?
Beau: Not a romance reader, I see.
Me: No …
Beau: Um. Yeah. Me neither.
Beau: Nope. Not this boy.
Me: Beau?
Beau: Hm?
Me: Do you read romance novels?
Beau: …
Beau: Maybe.