Fly
There’s only one answer to that question.
Sheri
And that is?
Fly
Vinegar or tomato?
Sheri
Touché. But there is still only one option and a question. Are you right in your head for evensuggesting that vinegar goes on something as sacred as BBQ?
This woman.
Fly
There are worse things in the world, than some acid with a fatty cut of meat.
Sheri
What blasphemy is this you speak of? By the time you’ve smoked that meat, the fat has melted off, leaving perfectly juicy meat. I’m not sure we can be friends.
Fly
Then the obvious answer would be a dry rub and some cherry wood. But the real question is, should I worry about you with the sawed-off shotgun?
Sheri
LOL. I learned to shoot around when I learned how to walk…so yeah, you should always worry about a woman who knows how to use a gun.
Fly
Can’t. That’s sexy…should we go to the gun range for our first date?
Sheri
And waste perfectly good ammo?
I love this woman.
Fly
So you’d be open to hunting bears but not paper targets.
Sheri
Bear isn’t my favorite. Wild boar, on the other hand…
The image her messing with a boar…that thought is terrifying.
Fly
How about something a little less lethal since we don’t have wild boars around here?
Sheri