OMG you had better be joking.
My phone chimes with a new DM.
Velvet Villainess
Can I ask you something?
Anything…
The Ghost Prince
Yes.
Velvet Villainess
What are you doing tonight?
My dickimmediatelyrises to full attention.
The Ghost Prince
Is this you asking me over to Netflix and chill?
Velvet Villainess
*Eye roll emoji* Well not ANYMORE it’s not…
The Ghost Prince
Actually, there is something I have to do tonight.
Velvet Villainess
Oh, ok. No problem.
She frowns at her phone.
The Ghost Prince
Kidding, little villain. The only thing I’m doing tonight is you.
Velvet Villainess
lol
Velvet Villainess
Why is that hilarious when you say it and not cheesy?
The Ghost Prince
Because I’m staggeringly charming?
Velvet Villainess
And so humble!
The Ghost Prince