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“Because the man is insufferable and apparently also competent, which is a combination I find deeply destabilizing.” She says it with such genuine irritation that I almost laugh, the sound surprising me as it leaves my chest, thin and a little broken but real. “He redirected your father yesterday without making a production of it. I’ve been trying to find a way to acknowledge that doesn’t sound like I’m thanking him, because I refuse to thank Dominic Calder for anything, on principle, possibly forever.”
“You could just say thank you.”
“Absolutely not.”
“It’s two words.”
“It’s a slippery slope, is what it is. You thank a man once for handling your work nemesis’s predatory father, and suddenly he thinks you’re capable of basic human warmth, and then where does it end.” She picks the phone back up, looks at it like it’s personally wronged her, and sets it down again. “I’m not doing this right now. You are sitting on a kitchen floor in the wreckage of your entire life, and I am not going to spend this moment discussing my completely unrelated, entirely manageable feelings about Dominic Calder.”
“They don’t sound very manageable.”
“They’re extremely manageable. I manage them daily, with great skill.”
Despite everything, despite the hour, despite the precise and specific devastation currently sitting in my chest where Valentino’s face was this morning, I find myself laughing again, properly this time, the sound cracking somewhere in the middle into something closer to crying, and Piper doesn’t comment on the transition. She just moves closer, on the cold tile, in her ruined trousers, and puts her arm around me, and lets me fall apart properly for the first time since the front door closed.
“He’ll come back,” she says quietly, into the top of my head. “Not because I know everything. But because I know what it looks like when a man is running from something he’s scared of feeling too much, instead of running away from feeling it at all. Those are different animals, Livia. I’ve seen both. This is the first one.”
I don’t know if she’s right. I don’t know anything right now, except that Nico is going to wake up in a little while, hungry and unaware, asking where Valentino is the way he’s started doing every morning this week, and I am going to have to find an answer that doesn’t break either of us further than this morning already has. I think about what I’ll say when he asks, the careful, age-appropriate phrasing I’ll have to invent on the spot, something true enough to hold up later and gentle enough not to frighten a four-year-old who has no idea his entire world just shifted on its axis while he slept.
But I let myself believe her, just for a moment, sitting on the floor of a cottage that was supposed to be temporary and somehow became the place where everything I’d been running from finally caught up to me. I think about the version of myself who walked into Valentino’s office for that interview, coffee soaking through her blouse, certain that the worst thing that could happen was a bad first impression. That woman had no idea what was coming. I almost feel sorry for her, the same wayyou feel sorry for someone in a memory who doesn’t yet know what the story is actually about.
One day. I’ll give him one day.
And then, whatever comes, I’ll face it standing up.
Chapter Twenty-Two
VALENTINO
I drive without a destination, which is not something I usually do. Every car I have ever sat behind the wheel of has had a route plotted before the engine started, contingencies built into the contingencies, because a man who doesn’t know where he’s going is a man who can be followed without realizing it.
This morning I just drive. Away from the lake, away from the lodge. The road curves through low hills, empty at this hour, and I drive faster than I should, not because I’m trying to get anywhere, but because the speed gives the noise in my chest somewhere to go.
I keep waiting for the part of me that handles crises to take over, the part that has talked frightened clients off rooftops and walked unarmed into rooms with armed men and never once let the fear show on my face. It doesn’t come. There is no protocol for this. No briefing document, no contingency tree, no exit route mapped in advance, because I never planned for the possibility that the thing I needed to escape from might be my own son’s existence catching up with me four years late. I have spent my entire adult life becoming the kind of man who is never caught flat-footed by anything, and this morning I am exactly that–flat-footed, furious, and entirely without a plan.
I call Vaughn from a gas station forty minutes out, parked at the edge of an empty lot with the engine still running and my hands not quite steady on the wheel.
He answers on the second ring, which means Riley already told him something was wrong, because Vaughn Mercer doesnot pick up that fast for anyone unless his wife has flagged a problem.
“Talk to me,” Vaughn says, no greeting, the particular efficiency he reserves for crises.
“Nico is mine.”
Silence on the line, brief and total. Then, quietly: “Say that again.”
I say it again. I tell him all of it, the words coming out in the clipped, sequenced order I use for incident reports, because that is the only structure I currently trust myself to use. Venice. The mask. The math I refused to do out loud for four days. The kitchen this morning, her voice breaking on a single syllable that rearranged the entire architecture of my life.
Vaughn doesn’t interrupt. He never does, not when it matters, and it is one of the reasons I have trusted him with everything for over twenty years.
When I finish, he’s quiet for a moment longer than is comfortable.
“She lied” I say
“Yes,” Vaughn says. “And you once drove a kidnapped woman across the desert for your best friend’s revenge plan and somehow ended up installing a child seat in the same car eighteen months later.” A pause, deliberate. “People are complicated, Valentino. That’s not a defense of her. It’s a fact about all of us.”
“This is different.”
“Is it? You spent four years building a security empire out of a childhood you survived by yourself. She spent four years raising a son out of a single night neither of you couldhave planned for. You’re both people who learned to handle catastrophe alone because nobody taught you another way to handle it. I’m not telling you her reasons make it hurt less. I’m telling you they’re not as far from your own instincts as you want them to be right now.”
