Page 30 of Secret Husband
Chapter Eleven
Lars Nyquist
Time to welcome our newest Rebel, Alexei Nazarov.
Isner
Welcome to the Rebels fam, brother.
Hatch Kershaw
Good to have you, Nazarov. You can fill us in on interesting stories about Uncle J in college.
Alexei
Thank you. And yes, I can provide there. For a start, he was never very lucky with women.
Hatch Kershaw
Interesting. The way he talks, you’d swear he had a steady flow.
Alexei
He was much too nice. A doormat.
Isner
Better than being a total man whore. *cough* *Naz* *cough*
Noah Boden
Now we’re talking!
Alexei
Of course, it is good he was unsuccessful. He was waiting for the Snail Lady to tease him out of his shell.
Theo Kershaw
Nice, Naz! And I thought Russians had no sense of humor.
Hatch Kershaw
Dad, what are you doing here? You’re retired!
Theo Kershaw
I’m emeritus, kid. You’re never getting rid of me. Plus, this group needs a cheerleader. NyQuil is too fucking Finnish.
Lars Nyquist
I’m not here to hold anyone’s hand if that’s what you mean, T.
Isner
Gotta let the kids flap their wings, bro.
Noah Boden
