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ZACH:

Are we talking about anybody specific here? Because I didn’t do it. It wasn’t me.

HUDSON:

Or me. I think…

AUTUMN:

It’s not you two for once. It’s Wyatt. I’ve called. I’ve texted. I even left a voicemail, like it’s 2004.

WYATT I NEED YOUR RSVP TO THE ART TRAIL GALA. It’s in three weeks. You’d better come.

ZACH:

Oof. She’s using all caps. You’re in trouble, man.

HUDSON:

I love the way she asks for his RSVP and then tells him he’s coming. It’s sweet. And just a littlebit psychotic.

ASHER:

I like the way we all have to get involved in this. Like a group detention for something we haven’t done.

EDEN:

Honestly, if I ever get an all caps message from Autumn I’ll be on the next ferry out of here. She’s scary when she’s capital.

AUTUMN:

I will go full on grammatically correct if that’s what it takes.

ZACH:

You should send his invite via message in the bottle. He’s more likely to respond.

WYATT:

HUDSON:

Does that mean yes he’s coming?

ASHER:

I’m gonna go witha soft maybe.

EDEN:

I’m going with a hard yes because he’s as scared of Autumn as we are.

AUTUMN:

That better be a yes, Wyatt. Otherwise I will find you. And I will make you pay.

WYATT:

ten

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