PrimeAlphaEnergy:Why would I need a celebrity when I could have you?
My omega melts for exactly half a second before remembering his username is PrimeAlphaEnergy and recoils.
Standards. We have them.
I consider typing back:We are not there yet.
Instead, I close the chat.
No.
OceanBuilt47:Zoe Kravitz. She seems cool.
Better. Zoë Kravitz is generally considered a knockout. Safe choice. No red flags for Ocean… yet.
My phone buzzes.
Twenty-four messages now.
CoffeeGuy789:Julia Louis-Dreyfus. I binged VEEP last month and she stole the show.
My omega straightens.
Oh, we like him.
“We do not like anyone.”
But, seriously, What are the odds?
Julia.
Louis.
Dreyfus.
I lean back in my chair and replay my conversation with Cammie.
“If they say VEEP, then obviously they like women. Smart, in-charge women.”
I re-read the message.
No winky face.
No mention of knots or slick.
Just… JLD.
Omega219:Strong choice.
My phone buzzes immediately. Was he waiting for my response?
He was waiting,my omega whispers.
She’s delighted.
CoffeeGuy789:This is the part where you tell me yours.
Omega219:Oh. Yeah. I don’t actually have one.