Michael/Jamie
Why’s everything gotta be so damn dramatic?
Percy
Give Jamie the phone!
Tate
Not over, over, but I meant Asher over being Ashley.
Wren
Yeah, they were at that art thing together. As men.
Percy
Not together together. Just there, separately together.
Ty
Wait, so this isn’t the old dude?
Tate
It is.
Percy
It is!
Ty
Then if Asher is back to Ashley, is this how he tells us he’s into it more than he let on?
Nick
Wishful thinking, Ty? Asher is awful pretty, dude.
Ty
Fuck you, lol.
Percy
I wear girl clothes sometimes. It doesn’t have to be a thing.
Michael/Jamie
I’d be down for some silk and lace.
Ty
Oh, God. Please tell me Michael still has the phone.
Wren
Lol. Dead man typing, Ty.