Page 52 of Secrets and Lies
West: or maybe thats what Wednesday is supposed to sound like and we’ve been saying it wrong all this time
West: do you sound it out when you spell it too?
West: gotta say wed-nes-day in my head or I get it wrong
West: that was a lot of words and now they don’t look like words anymore
Anthony: because you’re drunk
West: blissfully buzzed
Anthony: my bad
West: and horrifically horny
West: no, that’s not a good one it doesn’t sound right
West: need a better illiteration
West: no that’s not right either
West: alliteration?
West: thank fuck for auto correct because spelling is hard rn
Anthony: because you’re drunk
West: yes I am
Anthony: and you’re horny
West: yeah
Anthony: and what do you want?
West: to get fucked
Anthony: interesting choice of words
West: oh shit
West: I meant I want to fuck
West: why did I tell you that???
Anthony: because you’re drunk and horny
Anthony: and there’s nothing wrong with wanting to get fucked
“I’m gonna draw a dick on him if he doesn’t look up soon,” Connor says, his threat cutting through my concentration.
“I dare you to try,” I say, not looking up from my phone.
West: maybe not but that doesn’t mean its okay for me to want that
West: why did I just tell you that?
Anthony: because you’re drunk
