West: what kind of deal?
Mr. X: the kind where I get to do whatever I want to you if I score a hat trick
West: yes
West: deal
Mr. X: lol
Mr. X: you didn’t even ask what I’m planning
West: what are you planning?
Mr. X: something you’ll never forget
West: that’s a pretty big promise
Mr. X: I can deliver
West: a hat trick is when you score three goals in one game right?
Mr. X: lol yes
Mr. X: keep your phone close
Mr. X: I’ll text you my instructions when I get my hat trick
West: what if you don’t get one?
Mr. X: then I’ll save my idea for another night
Mr. X: wish me luck
West: good luck
“Why are you blushing?”
I nearly jump out of my skin and fumble my phone like a dumbass. “Jesus!”
Damon bursts out laughing. “Did you forget that I’m sitting right here?”
“I didn’t forget.” I tuck my phone away. “I was just distracted, and you scared the shit out of me.”
“Distracted by your booty call?” he asks casually.
“Booty call?” I shoot him what I hope is a confused look.
“You’re a really bad liar, you know that?” he says with a grin.
“I know,” I grumble. “And it’s even harder to lie to you because you know me.”
“Yup, and I know you’re hiding something.” He fixes me with an assessing look. “Are you talking to someone?”
“No,” I say truthfully. Anthony and I are way beyond the talking stage at this point.
“It would be okay if you were,” he says.
“I know, but I’m not.”