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Baxter
It’s not that hard. Just stay away from Camilla until I can figure things out. And don’t mention anything to anyone.
Amelie
Oh chill out, I’m not a moron. It’s not like I posted it on Facebook or anything. Just Instagram. Selfies with my granny :)
Baxter
I know you’re lying.
Amelie
Because you follow me on Insta? Stalker alert!
Baxter
No, because if you called Camilla granny on a public forum you wouldn’t be breathing right now, blood or not.
Amelie
Touché. Or should I say touchy? Anyway, that wasn’t what I wanted to clarify.
Baxter
Is it important? I’m busy.
Amelie
Just checking...your name is Baxter Baudelaire Bojangles Branson. What the actual fuck, Batman?!
Baxter: What?
Amelie
Well first, that takes alliteration to a whole new level. And Baudelaire has to be the most pompous name known to man. It’s even more pretentious than Baxter Branson.
Baxter
Charles Baudelaire was a famous French poet I’ll have you know. Besides, it’s my father’s and my grandfather’s middle name too.
Amelie
I thought it sounded kinda girly. Besides, I just think of the Baudelaire orphans.
Baxter
???
Amelie
Do you live under a rock?! Honestly. Let’s move on.
Baxter
What now?
Amelie
