Page 55 of Crank (Crank 1)

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I thought that was

the funniest thing

I’d ever heard.

Creepy, insane

laughter bubbled

up from my gut

like lava,

erupting

suddenly

in gigantic

heaving

gulps.

We were

busted.

I was

busted.

And I

didn’t

give

a

damn.

Not Until the Door Opened

Guess who was there

with my dad.

Wha’ the fuck you up to, Buddy?

Lince pounced through

the door, claws extended,

golden eyes growing black.

You two been messin’ around?

Hair askew, buttons

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