Page 159 of Dirty Like Zane
Toobad.
Shittier fact: I really didn’t have time to do it right now. Had to get to thevenue.
Where the fuck was everybody,anyway?
I dropped onto the couch and checked my phone. It was a little earlier than I’d planned to head out, but fuck it. I was anxious to get going. So I sent a chat to theband.
Me:ready togo?
I texted Shady to let him know I was ready toleave.
Then Jesse responded to thechat.
Jesse:What time you goingdown?
Me:NOW
Jesse:What’s therush??
Me:you need to learn the song,asshat
Jesse:Already knowit.
Me:we need torehearse
Jesse:Maybe YOU need torehearse…
I considered calling him to tell him what an asshat he was more personally, but it felt good to see shit written out in black-and-white. Had a certainimpact.
Me:just stop fingering your wife and move yourass
Jesse:OH SHIT. Youdidn’t.
Jesse:I’m giving you one free pass on thatone.
Jesse:But you’ve got a wife now and she is NOT off-limits for thatshit.
Fuck me.Didn’t think aboutthat.
No way was I listening to Jesse Fucking Mayes’ asshat comments about me fingering my wife, for the rest of mylife.
This shit could not go bothways.
Which meant I was gonna have to be a little more of a gentleman towards Katie and his relationship with her ingeneral.
Okay… alotmore of agentleman.
Me:noted
Me:please stop making love to your wife and let’sgo
Me:better?
Jesse:Marginally. Hard not to be an uberdouche all the time,huh?
Me:thank you for the constructivecriticism
Jesse:I’m here tohelp.
