Page 33 of Irresistibly Us

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Okay, look, I don’t actually want to kill him. It’s just been a really weird night. I’m not used to my nights with Tyler being weird.

Sarah

I know you aren’t and I’m sorry this one is. Want me to come get you? We can get tacos on the way home and bitch about men being trash.

Maya

If you’re doing a taco bitch session I’m coming too.

Emmy

Another bad date?

Maya

He asked me if I became a teacher because it’s an easy career to balance with kids at home.

Sarah

Fucking gross.

Maya

Hence the need for tacos. Queso too. So much queso.

Sarah

Soph, you in? I can get in the car right now.

Me

I love you for this, but Tyler is in the kitchen making grilled cheese, entirely oblivious to my existential crisis, so I think I’m going to hang here.

Caitlin

I’m just going to say one thing.

Maddy

Uh oh.

Emmy

Mom’s about to come in hot with some wisdom.

Caitlin

Don’t discount the idea that Tyler might be harboring some feelings of his own.

Me

All I want to do is discount that idea. And also grab onto it and will it into existence.

Hence the dating app.

Sarah

Oh hey, I forgot about the dating app!

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