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RenegadeRush

Apparently not.

I feel like I didn’t make that apology for all men effusive enough.

ChaosQueen

There is no apology effusive enough.

RenegadeRush

No, I really don’t think there is.

I assume you said no to the foot picture.

ChaosQueen

I actually searched the internet for pictures of the world’s grossest feet to send because, serves him right, right?

RenegadeRush

One hundred percent yes. So what picture did you send?

ChaosQueen

I almost sent this one.

[pic of gross feet]

RenegadeRush

Holy fucking fuck. I literally recoiled. I think I have whatever the opposite of a foot fetish is. That picture is going to haunt my dreams.

ChaosQueen

Right? Like, you can’t unsee it.

RenegadeRush

You said “almost.” So why didn’t you send it?

ChaosQueen

I realized just in time there was a non-zero chance this motherfucker would be turned on or whatever by the picture, and I fear I would never recover from the horror of living with that particular reality.

So, I did the mature thing and ignored the message.

RenegadeRush

Probably a smart decision all around.

ChaosQueen

I tend to make them from time to time, although almost always in a work-related setting. My personal life decisions are generally less intelligent.

RenegadeRush

So what kind of work do you do?

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