Page 71 of Irresistibly Us
Me
Tyler is going too.
Caitlin
And Jack.
Maya
Well isn’t that the sweetest little bromance date. And yes on sexy dinner stories at Chez Lowry/Wright. I’ll pick up the food on the way.
Me
Bless you all. I need this. I’ve been living with a boy for too long and I think I’m losing my mind.
Sarah
SQUEAL. You’re living with a boy.
Me
Is it actually squeal-worthy? Right now, all I have to show for it is twisted up feelings and the knowledge that my best male friend now knows what my tits look like.
Emmy
That’s all upside, Soph. You have amazing tits.
Maya
You really do. The best tits of any of us, I would say.
Me
Aw, thanks pals. You have great tits too.
And it’s great that you’ll be helping me with this crisis now, but there’s still the immediate problem of surviving the grilled cheese Tyler is making for me downstairs right now.
Maya
The man is making grilled cheese with homemade French fries inside. Sounds a lot like you are thriving, not surviving.
Me
Focus, My. Can I just pretend to “accidentally” fall asleep up here instead?
Caitlin
You cannot. You march your ass and those perfect tits right downstairs and eat that man’s grilled cheese.
Maddy
Did that sound vaguely dirty to anyone else?
Emmy
Yep.
Maya
