Right now he’s in the kitchen making grilled cheese for me with homemade french fries literally inside of it and it’s sort of like it always has been but then it’s not and it’s possible this is all in my head, but…
Sarah
But you don’t think so.
Me
I really don’t know, and it’s driving me insane.
Maddy
Okay I’m going to say a thing now.
Emmy
Mom wisdom coming in hot.
Maddy
Why am I mom?
Emmy
Um, because you literally are a mom.
Maddy
Fuck, I sometimes forget about that. Talk about weird.
Sarah
Good weird?
Maddy
The best weird.
So the thing is, is it possible Tyler has been harboring some secret feelings of his own?
Maya
One hundred percent yes he has.
Me
Why do you say that?
Maya
Oh, sweet summer child, let me count the ways.
Me
You know what? Can you count them in person? I think maybe this conversation demands that.
Maddy
Fuck yes, sexy breakfast story!