Page 66 of Irresistibly Us

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Sarah

Why are you awake now?

Emmy

Because she just had sex. Keep up, Sar.

Maya

Because when you’re in love and shacking up with a hot, sexy football god, you stop needing normal, everyday things like sleep.

Maddy

Listen, I wish I could say she was wrong, but…hot damn.

Emmy

How does it feel to be god’s favorite?

Maddy

You know, it feels pretty damn good, actually. Thank you for asking.

Caitlin

Soph, what’s wrong?

Maya

Heyyyyygang’s all here!

Me

Thank god. I’m having a crisis.

Emmy

Is its name Tyler Hansley?

Sarah

It’s about time!

I was rooting for a good Tyler crisis the second you moved in there.

Caitlin

I had your crisis calendared for the one-month mark. You’re ahead of schedule.

That’s impressively fast work.

Me

You calendared my crisis?

Caitlin

I like to be prepared.

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