Page 33 of Irresistibly Us
Okay, look, I don’t actually want to kill him. It’s just been a really weird night. I’m not used to my nights with Tyler being weird.
Sarah
I know you aren’t and I’m sorry this one is. Want me to come get you? We can get tacos on the way home and bitch about men being trash.
Maya
If you’re doing a taco bitch session I’m coming too.
Emmy
Another bad date?
Maya
He asked me if I became a teacher because it’s an easy career to balance with kids at home.
Sarah
Fucking gross.
Maya
Hence the need for tacos. Queso too. So much queso.
Sarah
Soph, you in? I can get in the car right now.
Me
I love you for this, but Tyler is in the kitchen making grilled cheese, entirely oblivious to my existential crisis, so I think I’m going to hang here.
Caitlin
I’m just going to say one thing.
Maddy
Uh oh.
Emmy
Mom’s about to come in hot with some wisdom.
Caitlin
Don’t discount the idea that Tyler might be harboring some feelings of his own.
Me
All I want to do is discount that idea. And also grab onto it and will it into existence.
Hence the dating app.
Sarah
Oh hey, I forgot about the dating app!
