Page 108 of Irresistibly Us

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Me

When I get home tonight, you can do anything you want to me. And when I say anything, I mean literally, actually anything.

Tyler

Fucking shit.

My mind is going to some very, very dirty places, Soph.

Me

Keep it there. I’ll be home in a couple hours.

Tyler

[picture of dick print in gray sweatpants]

Sophieeeeeee I’m already hard. What am I supposed to do about this?

Me

I’ll tell you what you’re not going to do about it. You’re not going to make yourself come. Not even once. Not even a little bit. Not without me.

Tyler

You’re mean.

Me

I think you misspelled “really, really hot.”

Tyler

That too.

And sexy. So fucking sexy. Sexiest girlfriend in the world.

Me

Girlfriend, huh?

Tyler

Fuck yeah. You are so girlfriendedup right now.

Me

Is girlfriended up kind of like wifed up but without the ring?

Tyler

That is absolutely what it is. But make no mistake. I’m going to wife you up. Gonna wife you up so hard. And soon.

Me

You think so?

Tyler

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