Page 10 of Cops in Space
“Leave us!”Zarek commanded.
Shit! Uncle Zarek was still pissed. I headed for the door along with Qa’a, and Xylar.
“Not you, Lexi, we need to talk.”
I froze. Talk? That didn’t sound good.
Chapter Three
The birds and the bees…
Uncle Zarek pointed at the bed.“Sit.”
“But what if they start fighting?”
The Overlord shrugged.“Males fight. Sit down.”
I sat and flinched when something heavy hit the door.“Can’t you stop them?”
“I will not meddle in their dispute. They must determine dominance.”
“And Jaxor?”
“He is Askole.”
“He’s a baby,”I countered.
Uncle Zarek shot me an annoyed glare.“Who will become a warrior.”
A loud thud sounded and the weapons on the walls rattled.
“Unfortunately.”Testosterone was the bane of the galaxy.
“Has your father talked to you about the physical differences between a human male and a Coletti?”
“No.”Where was this going?
Uncle Zarek frowned. “Did he explain to you what happens between a male and a female?”
I stared at him in utter horror. Oh, my, God. He wasn’t going to give me the birds and the bees speech, was he?“Relax I had sex education classes in school.”
“Sex with a Coletti warrior is not the same. I need to educate you on our anatomical differences.”
God, just kill me now.“Do you hafta?”
“Yes, I hafta. Some females find our penis frightening.”
A giggle escaped me. “Seriously? Does it have teeth or something?”
“No.”Uncle Zarek rubbed a hand over his face.“Did you notice the slit in Kaelen’s abdomen?”
I nodded.
“We are a warlike race and to protect our ability to procreate, the Goddess placed our appendages in a shielded pouch inside our abdomens.”
Okay. That kinda made sense.“So, kicking a Coletti warrior in the nuts is only going to piss him off?”
“Exactly.”
