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He sent me a dick pic with the message, “Someone is thinking about you.”

How the hell was I supposed to fall asleep now?If I couldn’t sleep, he wouldn’t get to sleep either.So I slipped out of my pajamas, crawled into bed, and recorded a short video of my fingers sliding into my pussy.Then I returned the favor by sending it to him with the message, “Someone is thinking about you, too.I’ll give you one guess who.”

I started to doubt myself, wondering if I’d sent it to the wrong person when I didn’t receive a reply for several minutes.Relief and amusement washed over me when I got his reply.

Aaron:“Fucking hell.I’m going to take a cold shower.Again.”

Me:“I miss you, too.”

Aaron:“I love you, baby.”

Me:“I love you, too.Good night.”

Aaron:“Sweet dreams.You’ll be in mine.And they’ll be wet.”

When I arrivedat the shop, Allie was already in the kitchen pulling the first batch of pastries out of the oven.While whistling.

I stopped in the kitchen doorway and stared at her in disbelief.Allie was actually cheerful in the morning, and the sun wasn’t even up yet.

“All right, spill it.”

She jumped and yelped while whirling around, ready to fight the intruder.“You’re a fucking ninja, Christa.Warn somebody when you steal up behind them before dawn.”

“I didn’t steal up behind you.I unlocked the door, came in to the chimes ringing, locked the door again, and walked back here.Your whistling was too loud, I guess.”

“Whatever.”

That was a telltale sign if I’d ever seen one.When Allie gave up a chance at retaliation, it was because she was hiding something.

“Who is he?”

“Who is who?”

“The man who has you singing and carrying on like a canary.”

“I’m doing no such thing.So, how’d it go with you and Aaron yesterday?Did you two kiss and make up?”

“How did you know?”Then it hit me.“You let him into my apartment.”

“Maybe.Somebody had to.You need to get laid so you’ll chill the fuck out.”

“Were you secretly born a guy?”I asked jokingly as I tied my apron behind my waist.

“Very funny.Just because my lady balls are bigger than most men’s testicles proves nothing.Now answer me.”

“We kissed.We decided to take it slow and get to know each other before making any decisions.We had a long talk and realized there’s a lot we haven’t shared.”

She stared at me for several seconds, her mouth agape and a disgusted scowl on her face.“You two need to borrow my lady balls and stop pussyfooting around.Jump in headfirst without checking the water beforehand.You think it’ll hurt any less if you lose each other after taking it slow?No, you’ll have more regrets and more ‘what-if’ questions.”

“Interesting theory.”

“Theory, my ass.It’s called life, sweetheart.And you need to start living yours before it passes you by.”

Three hours later, everything was ready, and we had a few minutes to catch our breath before the Saturday morning crowd arrived.The first person to walk through the door was Aaron, and my heart quickened at the sight of him.

“Are you here to borrow my balls?”Allie asked then took a sip of coffee, as if she just asked about the weather.

“Umm…” Aaron began to answer then paused.“What?”