A “God no.”
A forehead-only picture.
A man holding a fish. Always a fish.
“Why does every guy think posing with salmon proves masculinity?” I mutter.
“Because men are weird,” Harper says. “Keep going.”
I swipe right on a guy named Mark, thirty-four, looks normal, possibly owns a vacuum. Within minutes, he messages:
Mark: Drink Thursday?
I blink and describe him to Harper.
Thursday…
That’s after my next session.
“Say yes,” Harper insists. “You need practice.”
“Yes?” I type back.
Mark: 8 PM?
I tell Harper. She claps like I just passed the bar exam.
“Perfect. You’ll already be hot and extra glowy from your workout.”
“Wow.”
“Own it. Now let’s talk about the real issue at hand.”
I pause, mid-forkful. “What real issue?”
She arches an eyebrow. “You know exactly what real issue.”
I do.
I really, really do.
Because the moment I walked into my apartment, I typed his name into Google.
Colt Evans.
And now I’m staring at my laptop—the screen paused on a YouTube thumbnail of an even younger, sweatier, helmeted version of the man who adjusted my hip with two fingers today and nearly made me see God.
“I shouldn’t,” I whisper.
“You should,” Harper counters.
“I’m not going to.”
“You already pulled up the video, didn’t you?”
I cover my face. She, apparently, googled Colt Evans as well. “Yes.”
“Play it.”