Page 8 of Polo Fever
I got caught up in an idea of him
I didn’t know him at all
I’m so embarrassed
Sam
Let me come over tonight and cheer you up?
Or we could go out for dinner? My treat
Ash
In Sainsbury’s earlier, a woman tutted at me
I was reaching for some chopped tomatoes
And she TUTTED at me
I’m nationally hated
It will be a while before I can go out for dinner
Sam
It’s been a few days now, Ash
It might be good for you to get out the flat for a bit
Ash
You know he hasn’t messaged or called
Not once
I lost my job
My reputation is destroyed
And people tut at me in supermarkets
While he strolls happily with his wife through leafy parks
He hasn’t even messaged me to break up officially
Sam
He’s a coward Ash
The lowest of the low
I’m so sorry he did this to you
I hate him
And I meant what I said when I came over the other day
One day, karma will bite him in the arse
