Ash
Have you seen the new photos?
The ones of him and his wife in the park
Sam
Strolling hand in hand?
Putting on a front of being a perfect couple?
Days after he was caught cheating?
Yes, I’ve seen those
Their fakeness made me want to puke
It’s a publicity stunt
Anyone can see through it
Ash
I’m such an idiot
Sam
We’ve discussed this
You are not the idiot here
HE is the idiot
He is more than an idiot
He’s a disgusting cowardly prick
And if I ever see him I’m going to kick him in the balls
If he even has any balls
Which I doubt
Ash
How could I have been so stupid?
I believed every lie he told me
Sam
Anyone would have done the same!
Ash, this isn’t your fault
Ash
Actually it is my fault