Page 49 of Polo Fever

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I had to take a cold shower after I saw it

I’m sending you a picture

*IMAGE*

Ash

WHOA

What the fuck?!?!

How did I not know this?!?!

Sam

Because you’ve been avoiding the internet

Tell me again why you turned him down?

Ash

He doesn’t do anything serious

Polo is his life

Sam

So?

This could be exactly what you need

Just a bit of fun, a nice summer fling, no strings attached

Ash

My last fling didn’t work out so well

Sam

This is different

We know he’s not married

This could be a simple sexy stable boy romance

Wait

YOU ARE ACTUALLY A STABLE GIRL

You’ve switched the fantasy on its head and brought it to life

Disney will want to buy the rights to this heartfelt true story

Ash

Are you having wine with lunch?

Sam

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