Page 8 of Polo Fever

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I got caught up in an idea of him

I didn’t know him at all

I’m so embarrassed

Sam

Let me come over tonight and cheer you up?

Or we could go out for dinner? My treat

Ash

In Sainsbury’s earlier, a woman tutted at me

I was reaching for some chopped tomatoes

And she TUTTED at me

I’m nationally hated

It will be a while before I can go out for dinner

Sam

It’s been a few days now, Ash

It might be good for you to get out the flat for a bit

Ash

You know he hasn’t messaged or called

Not once

I lost my job

My reputation is destroyed

And people tut at me in supermarkets

While he strolls happily with his wife through leafy parks

He hasn’t even messaged me to break up officially

Sam

He’s a coward Ash

The lowest of the low

I’m so sorry he did this to you

I hate him

And I meant what I said when I came over the other day

One day, karma will bite him in the arse

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