So, when I couldn't deal with my own brain anymore, I texted Kat again.
Me
I have a terrible idea
Kat
It's probably not that terrible
Me
It is
Kat
??
Me
I think I need to hang out with Darius at the café
Kat
I've been saying that for days!
Me
That's not the idea
I can't just go and sit at a table
I'd have nothing to do, and people would stare
Kat
So...
Me
I think I need to work there
Kat
Oh
That's not a bad idea either
Making drinks isn't hard, you could do it without having to socialize much and keep an eye on Darius while you did
Me
You probably don't have any openings, right?
Kat
I will make an opening for you ;)
Me