Rae
I don't eat a lot of sugar unless it's in sweet and sour sauce
Sugar makes me all bloodlusty
Me
I like the sound of you being all bloodlusty
Rae
You don't get to like the sound of that
Me
I'm the only one who gets to like the sound of that, actually
Rae
No
Me
No point in arguing about it
She sent me a gif of someone glaring at me.
Rae
What's with the coupon in the bag?
Me
That's a free ticket to a nicer hotel
One with security, so your safety wouldn't be in question
No risk of bed bugs there, either
Rae
Bed bugs fear me too much to make a move
Me
Well, the offer stands
I haven't tried to make you leave, so there's nothing suspicious about it
Rae
You could have installed cameras
Me
I'm not really into stalking
I could tell them to let you pick a room number, but my suite is the best