Page 142 of Regal Feather

Ev

I love you too

Santos

I’m not sure you’re really upholding your end of the deal if you’re glued to your phone screen

Ev

I can multitask

AND they’re talking about Catalonia

What else am I supposed to do?

Santos

Educate them on colonialism and the people’s right to self-determination?

Ev

Very funny

Santos

I can’t wait to have you all for myself

Maybe I should wait until your parents call it a night

Then I don’t have to deal with blue balls in front of them, I can just grab you and make a mess of you

Ev

Aren’t you driving?

Santos

Who do you take me for? I’m parked in front of the office

Ev

I hate you

Santos

No, you don’t

Your ass might after tonight though

Ev

Your dirty talk is atrocious

Santos

It isn’t

But you can always take the lead