Page 91 of Regal Feather

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Okay

Everyone’s teasing me for being so much on my phone

Santos

Well, yeah

You’re supposed to socialize with other people

It’s not healthy

Ev

You only socialize with me

Santos

And Carlos

And his therapist friend

Ev

Yeah, under duress

Santos

I thought you were supposed to play nice

Ev

You thought wrong?

Santos

Are you going to give me all this sass when you get back home and crawl to bed, too?

Ev

Ooo, are we sexting?

You realize I’m a pro at it, right?

Santos

That’s not an answer

Ev

What would you do, if I gave you “sass”?

Santos

So many possibilities

Maybe I’d make you prep yourself for me, do all the work while I just lie there

Ev

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