Page 18 of Don't Leave Me Behind

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Merc D

Brooky has left the Kane Bros Group chat

Merc D has added Brooky to the Kane Bros Group Chat

Brooky

Addy

Everybody shut up! E…dude…what’s the update?

E-Man

I have it on good authority

Tobes

*whisper shouts* he means Bertie

E-Man

As I was saying…

good authority that our brother was in the mercantile asking for advice on coffee creamer

Brooky

Who the fuck buys coffee creamer?

Tobes

I think…

I think that’s the point big bro.

Maybe I just wanted to change it up? Ever thinkof that assholes?

E-Man

I might have bought that but Bertie said you were asking which one a lady friend might like

Addy

*snorts milk* Lady friend? How old are you Traeger?

I’m not that fucking old asshat.

And shut up Ethan. Tell Bertie to mind her own damn business

Merc D

I don’t suggest that. Last time I told her that she trespassed me from the bar…

FOR A MONTH

E-Man

Yea…won’t be doing that

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