Page 80 of Do It Yourself

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Lola

I’m bringing someone to family dinner. Please don’t make a big deal out of this.

Patrick

OH

MY

GOD

Elle

I think you broke my husband.

Me

That’s great LJ!

Mama

Oh my goodness, this is such short notice!

Lola

Regretting this decision immediately.

Two months and one week after the confrontation

Elle

Lola, I love you but that guy was the worst.

Lola

There’s no way you can make that determination after one dinner.

Elle

Okay, maybe not the worst but a total douche canoe.

Mama

Elle Hunt!

Elle

I’m just saying what we’re all thinking.

Me

I like him if Lola likes him

Patrick

Same! As long as he makes you happy.

Jude

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