Hazel
She’s showing a lot of leg…all eight to be precise.
Penn
Hazel
So how are your games going?
Penn
Are you telling me you haven’t been watching your boyfriend’s games?
Hazel
In this fake girlfriend’s defense…I’ve been working on my dissertation.
Penn
I’ll allow it.
Hazel
How nice of you.
Penn
Don’t worry, Bubbles, you can make it up to me when I’m back.
Hazel
Congrats on your win tonight!
Penn
So now you’re watching my games, huh?
Hazel
Nah… I just put it on the TV to piss Chadwick off.
Penn
Did it work?
Hazel
Obviously.
Penn
That’s my girl.
Hazel
I locked myself in my room after it was over because otherwise, I wasn’t ever going to hear the end of it from him.
Penn