Page 79 of Grounding the Baker
“I said that, didn’t I?”
Before they could respond, the door opened, and in walked Milo. He dropped his bag on the floor and rushed over for hugs.
“Sorry I’m late. What did I miss?”
“Liam was just telling us about Austin’smassivecock.”
Milo snorted. “Of course you were.”
“Well?” asked Kieran.
“Not answering that,” said Liam.
“Just tell me one thing.”
Liam rolled his eyes but looked at Kieran, implying he should ask his question.
“Is it bigger than Hassan’s?”
“Keep me out of it, please.”
“Am I the only one who didn’t know about Liam and Hassan?” asked Milo.
“You’re the only one who’s not been there,” said Kieran. “Hassan’s too young for you, and you’re too toppy for him.”
Hassan rolled his eyes and walked toward the kitchen. “I need alcohol.”
“Can we talk about something else?” asked Liam.
“How’s Edward?” Kieran asked Milo.
He groaned. “Let’s go back to Austin’s cock.”
Liam scowled at his best friend, who laughed with a shrug.
“Fine. Yes, it’s the biggest I’ve ever had. And before you ask... no, I will not be sharing dimensions, and yes, he knows what he’s doing with it. And that is the end of the question-and-answer portion of the evening.”
Milo laughed, and Kieran looked pleased with himself. Liam knew he was blushing, but he also knew it was best to just close the conversation down now and give them something. Hassan walked in with an open bottle of Prosecco and four glasses.
“It’s bigger than yours, Hassan,” said Kieran.
“Nice!” he replied, unfazed.
The guy was so chill about most things, considering the stressful job he had, and besides, he had nothing to be ashamed of; Austin was just bigger. Hassan poured them all drinks.
“Right, no more cock talk tonight,” said Milo.
“Excuse me,” said Kieran. “Some of us are still single.”
“Fine, no more talking about Austin’s cock, or how hard Edward likes to be fucked,” said Milo, with a glare at Kieran.
“He didn’t,” said Liam.
“It’s Kieran. Of course he did.”
They all laughed before clinking glasses. Liam took a sip. Hassan had bought the good stuff. Not like when they were students and had spent less than a tenner a bottle for wine that was part of the vinegar family. In fact, white wine vinegar probably tasted better than some of the stuff they’d had back then. Still, it did the job.
“It’s going to be weird saying goodbye to this place after four years,” said Liam.
