Page 19 of Whisper Sweet Nothings

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Clark

Please.

Easton

Give it to us.

Axel

Absolutely.

Bridger

She’s hot. He’s horny. It’s a terrifying combination.

I didn’t notice her looks. She’s my fucking nanny.

Easton

So you can’t tell us if she’s hot?

I haven’t noticed.

Bridger

You’ve got two eyes. You definitely noticed.

I’m done with this conversation. Axel, let Wren know that Winnie will be bringing Melody to her riding lesson today after school.

Axel

Winnie. Good name.

Rafe

I love Winnie the Pooh. Speaking of Poo, I tried the turbo clean on the new toilet and let’s just say it’s equal parts fabulous and terrifying.

Bridger

I don’t fuck with the turbo setting.

Easton

He has a sensitive ass.

Axel

I’ll let Wren know Winnie’s coming today.

Clark

That’s what she said. Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

Rafe

Just wait till the new nanny sits on your fancy shitter. She’ll never want to leave.

I set my phone down and chuckled. Rafe had introduced us to the world’s best toilet several months ago, and I couldn’t deny that it had changed the whole bathroom experience for me. But we spent far too much time talking about the shitter.

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