Jenny:I never said he was perfect. But yes, because that’s not all.
Dare:What?
Jenny:He doesn’t believe in aliens or Bigfoot.
Dare:You asked?
Jenny:Sort of.
Dare:Not much you can do about allergies, but differences can be overcome if you care enough.
Jenny:Speaking from experience?
Dare:Yes, though she liked my best friend better than me. Ended up with two exes by the time that was over.
Jenny:Ouch. That had to hurt.
Dare:Yep.
Jenny:You’re better off without people like that in your life. Though, maybe the differences between you were more the deal-breaker kind.
Dare:You may be right, but that shouldn’t stop you from saying yes to coffee.
Jenny:You think so?
Dare:Could be fun.
Jenny:I guess.
Dare:But you need to be careful. Drive yourself. A coffee house is a public place, so that’s good. Be sure to let a friend know your plans.
Jenny:Big brother, uncle, or dad?
Dare:Three sisters. Let me know what you decide.
Two days later…
Jenny:I said yes.
Dare:And?
Jenny:I didn’t think meeting for coffee could be so horrible. I was wrong.
Dare:You okay?
Jenny:Yes. I owe you a thank you.
Dare:Why?
Jenny:I followed your instructions. You saved me from things being much worse.
Dare:What happened?
Jenny:He’d been drinking before he arrived, called me the wrong name the entire time, put a picture of us on Instagram as if we were a couple, and then asked if I wanted to go to his place to have sex.
Dare:What—are you joking?
Jenny:I wish I were kidding. I have a feeling his drinking might be one of the reasons he’s moving back here. I hope he gets the help he needs, but lesson learned. I’m going to stick to my list in the future.