Page 152 of How My Neighbour Stole Christmas
Cole:Taste, huh? *waggles eyebrows*
Storee:Dear God.
Storee:I told Taran I was going for a walk, aka walk straight into your house, and she now has me practicing my sewing skills instead.
Cole:Noooooooooo. Seriously? I got some ingredients for ahot cocoa bar that I was hoping to use on your body. Like chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and cherries.
Storee:Stop, did you really?
Cole:Yes. I had to get them when Max was with me, and he was giving me the side-eye the entire time.
Storee:Maybe use them on yourself?
Cole:Oh, should I paint my nipples with chocolate syrup and try to lick it off?
Storee:I’d be really impressed if your spine lets you bend like that.
Cole:Hell, I’d be impressed too. Seriously, you can’t come over?
Storee:Not looking like it. Do you hate me?
Cole:No, but I’m going to sulk.
Storee:You won’t be the only one sulking. I was looking forward to spending some time with you.
Cole:You were?
Storee:Yeah, not just because of…the copulating…but because I have things I want to talk about.
Cole:Don’t say copulating, and what kind of things do you want to talk about?
Storee:Like…what is your favorite kind of Christmas cookie?
Cole:Ah, the hard-hitting kind of questions. All right, well, I’m up for some questions if you are. But be warned, I’m not going to hold back. I have every intention of getting to know you even better.
Storee:That’s fair. So…favorite Christmas cookie?
Cole:That would have to be my mom’s butter cookies. She’d cut them in circles, cover them in green icing, and then put a small red heart on the side. She called them Grinch Cookies.
Storee:I love that.
Cole:Haven’t had them in a while, but they’ll always be myfavorite. Okay, my turn…what’s your favorite Christmas decoration?
Storee:Aunt Cindy’s Happy Days nativity scene. I can’t get over the Fonz as baby Jesus.
Cole:What? Happy Days nativity? How come I’ve never seen this?
Storee:Have you spent much time in Aunt Cindy’s house?
Cole:Uh…not enough to notice a Happy Days nativity set. I’m missing out.
Storee:You are. Okay, first girl you ever kissed, like a real make-out kiss? And was it good?
Cole:Well, it was good for me. Not sure if it was good for her. Her name was Harriet. Her dad got a job out in Aspen so they moved away, but we made out behind the Polar Freeze after sharing a banana sundae. It was the first time I felt a real boob. I got hard as shit.
Storee:Behind the Polar Freeze, ahh, good times. LOL!
Cole:It was. Who was the first person you made out with?
