Page 148 of How My Neighbour Stole Christmas
He lifts an eyebrow. “Ten years apart is quite the dispute.”
“Let’s just call it a miscommunication and move on.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
I sigh and rest my head back down. “Never mind.”
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
Where did they do it? That question is fair.
In the bed, against the wall, and in the living room chair.
He thrust and thrust, and thrust some more.
He thrust until they wore a hole in the floor.
And now with Aunt Cindy back, they can only send texts,
but that didn’t stop Cole from sending sext after sext.
Cole:Taran didn’t see the hickey I left on your collarbone, did she?
Storee:No, I borrowed a turtleneck from Aunt Cindy. It’s green with mini candy canes. I played it off as a way to show more Kringle spirit when I walked down to Warm Your Spirits for drinks.
Cole:Where’s my picture? I want to see what this turtleneck looks like.
Storee:[Picture]
Cole:That is…something.
Storee:I thought about pairing it with a Christmas vest but didn’t want to make you fully erect with the picture I sent.
Cole:The only way I would have been fully erect is if there were bells hanging from your nipples and you bounced to make them jingle.
Storee:You know, I’m seeing a new side of you I didn’t know existed. I just assumed you were a grump who didn’t really talk all that much. Lo and behold, you’re texting about jingling nipple bells.
Cole:Maybe if you hadn’t stayed away for so long, you would have found out more about me.
Storee:Maybe if you hadn’t acted so shy on the porch all the time, I would have been able to dig deeper into your true personality.
Cole:I wasn’t shy.
Storee:You were, but so was I.
Cole:Not shy anymore.
Storee:I think shyness is out the window after you spanked me.
Cole:You said you liked that.
Storee:More than I expected.
Cole:I did not like it when you said, “Do it again, Snow Daddy.”
Storee:LOL! I thought it was a nice touch.
Cole:It wasn’t.
