Page 127 of Bridesmaid Undercover
Everly:Crazy how evolved technology is, huh?
Hardy:Just insanity.
Everly:So…how can I help you?
Hardy:What makes you think I need help? Maybe I was tapping into your phone just to say hi.
Everly:Were you?
Hardy:Technically no, there was a question.
Everly:And that question would be…
Hardy:Uh, by chance, would you have any more of those cherry almond cookies left?
Everly:You’re kidding, right?
Hardy:Wish I was.
Everly:Hardy, even if I did have some cookies left, do you really think I’d share with you?
Hardy:I shared my chocolate cake with you, and technically I’m the one who bought the cookies, plus you’re a nice human so, yeah, I thought you’d share.
Everly:When it comes to the cookies, I’m not nice. I’m greedy, and you don’t want to be around me because I bite.
Hardy:I don’t mind some biting. *wiggles brows*
Everly:Hardy Hopper, don’t you dare wiggle your brows at me.
Hardy:Would you prefer that I *waggle* them?
Everly:I don’t want any eyebrow movement from you. None. Keep your eyebrows to yourself.
Hardy:You know, I’m finding you to be…how do I put this in a nice way? Rude in text messages.
Everly:Rude? You’re calling me rude? When you come into my phone, demand I give you my cookies, tell me you will bite me if I don’t, and then wiggle-waggle your eyebrows as if that’s supposed to make it all better. Oh no, sir, not going to freaking happen.
Hardy:Huh, also you lie a lot.
Everly:It’s called exaggerating for comedic effect, honestly, Hardy. Must I teach you everything?
Hardy:You know, I can’t recall all the things you’ve taught me. Care to regale me with the list?
Everly:Some people have to work. We can’t all flounce around in pink suits while shopping for souvenirs. I’m busy.
Hardy:Oh, pardon me. I wasn’t aware I was cutting into your pom-pom making time.
Everly:Wow, Hardy…just wow.
Hardy:LOL. So I’m going to take that as a no on the cookies?
Everly:How did you ever guess?
Hardy:Wild suspicion. Okay, well, I’m at the zoo and about to go see Maple. Wish me luck.
Everly:Good luck. Don’t trip and spear your nose with a branch.
Hardy:Thanks…that’s helpful.
