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Levi:Wait, I’m lost.
Ollie:So am I.
Blakely:Let me put it to you straight. She knows that her dad put you in charge of making her life hell. Which means she’s going to try to make your life hell in return, and how can she do that? By flaunting herself in front of you. She knows that she’s off limits.
Levi:HOLY SHIT! You think that’s what she’s doing?
Penny:The braless walk around . . .
Blakely:The push-up bra . . .
Winnie:The walking in on you while you’re coming on your stomach.
Levi:*note* I was not coming on my stomach when she was in the room. I was in her room when she was coming. Thank you.
Ollie:OMG, you guys are right. This is the classic double down with a vengeance. She knows about you and her dad working together, and she’s getting back at you by torturing you with her eroticness.
Penny:*Whispers* Erotic torture.
Levi:What the hell is erotic torture?
Ollie:Oh, you poor, poor man.
Winnie:Even I know what erotic torture is. You stand no chance.
Blakely:I think it’s time we just throw in the towel now.
Levi:Hey! You can’t throw in the towel. I need you!
Winnie:He’s right. We can’t dump him when he’s in the middle of erotic torture.
Ollie:I say just give in.
Penny:But what if Coach Wood finds out? That won’t be good.
Levi:No, it won’t, therefore, we need to figure out what to do. I will say this, she came into the kitchen this morning, apologized for crossing the line, and was also decently dressed. It almost felt like she was throwing in the towel.
Blakely:I wouldn’t trust it.
Ollie:Neither would I. Erotic torture could strike at any time, especially if she double downed. You’re working with a mistress of sex here.
Winnie:For sure a mistress of sex. She has wild ways . . . beware!
Levi:Okay, now I’m scared. How the hell do I battle the mistress of sex, the erotic torture lady?
Blakely:Great question. Anyone?
Penny:Thinking.
Ollie:Well, we could . . . uh . . .
Winnie:There’s the . . . uh . . .
Blakely:You know, we could . . . well, no, that won’t work.
Penny:*thinks*
Levi:This is not helpful!
