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No discussions. I didn’t see any of them around when we made the baby.

Uncle Holden

Thank goodness for that.

Duncle Silas

Or do you need a refresher course on the birds and the bees?

Aunt Lemon

Oh, trust me, I remember how babies are made and how we made this one specifically. #anighttoremember #Silashasmagichands #Silashasmagiceverything

Duncle Silas

Good Lord.

Aunt Christy

Ha! Go Lemon!

Ashton

I think I just barfed in my mouth.

Uncle Holden

bows down to Silas*

Duncle Silas

I can’t believe I’m related to any of you right now.

Aunt Christy

I vote Sophie!

Ashton

I agree. Somebody’s kid should be named Sophie. I mean, come on. Instant legend.

Ford

I came for the make-out part of the discussion. I say we get back to that.

Granny

Gramps and I vote Sophie. He can’t text right now. His arm is up the uterus of a cow. I can’t wait to hold that little munchkin!

Duncle Silas

No rushing things. Baby Clementine isn’t done baking yet.

Aunt Lemon

So we’re all in agreement? Sophie Jane Dupree?

Duncle Silas