"No, I think I'll lie in bed, reply to emails and drink my hot chocolate. Thanks for making it."
"You're welcome. Have a good day."
I reply to some emails then get up, get dressed, and head to the kitchen and make myself an omelet.
I'm just finishing up when Lori calls me.
"Jade, are you still home?"
"Yeah, what's up?"
Her voice is shaky. "Is there any way you could drive me to the hospital?"
"The hospital?"
"Yes, I've been having contractions. The doctor wants me to come now."
I throw my partially eaten omelet into the sink, grab my purse and coat, and throw on a pair of snow boots. "I'm on my way."
"I'm scared, Jade," she says.
"It'll be fine," I tell her, trying to stay calm myself. We all know how I feel about hospitals. "Go down and open your garage door so I can pull in. It's icy and I don't want you to fall."
I get in my car, crank up the heat, quickly back out of my driveway and pull into hers, then I get out and help her into my car.
She clings to me with one arm while the other is clutching her abdomen.
"Are you in pain?" I ask her as I pull out of her driveway.
"Not right now, but they hurt when I have them."
"Did you call Danny?"
"I left him a voicemail."
Danny had meetings in Los Angeles yesterday about endorsement deals.
"But shouldn't he be getting on a plane and coming home immediately if you're in labor?"
"I looked it up in the pregnancy book. There's something called Braxton Hicks contractions. They're contractions that don't do anything. Don't cause you to dilate. Apparently, they are sort of your body practicing for the real thing. They started last night about four in the morning. The book said to start timing them and see how far apart they are. Right now, they're about every ten minutes--oh, hang on." She stops speaking, holds her stomach again, and fans her face with her other hand. "Can you turn down the heat?"
"Oh, yeah." I flick the heat off, being mindful not to take my eyes off the road. The good news is that there isn't much traffic. The bad news is the roads are bad and I'm practically crawling through the neighborhood.
I creep down a hill, putting the car in neutral and gently applying the brakes, praying the car will stop at the intersection.
"It's really slick, isn't it?" Lori asks. She glances at the clock. "Make that every eight minutes."
"So do you think it's the Braxton Hicks things or real labor?"
"I thought they were just the pretend ones, that's why I didn't call Danny earlier. But now, I'm thinking it's real. The doctor said that Braxton Hicks are usually not painful, don't happen at regular intervals, and don't get closer together like mine have. But I'm really nervous, Jade. I'm only thirty-four weeks. The baby isn't ready to be born yet."
"Do you want me to call Danny?" She seems incredibly calm and I'm freaking out but trying not to show it. Danny would be so upset if he missed the birth of their baby.
"I called after I talked to the doctor, but he was already on his flight home so I had to leave him a voicemail."
She doesn't say much after that. She seems to flip between being lost in thought to being in pain.
And I try to focus on getting us to the hospital safely.
Fortunately, under normal circumstances, we're only about seven minutes away. I know this because Lori timed it as part of her birthing plan.
When we finally pull into the emergency area, a stressful twenty minutes later, Lori is visibly upset. Tears stream down her face and I can't tell if it's because of the pain, because of Danny not being here, or because she's worried about the baby.
Her doctor had called ahead so they put her in a wheelchair and take her straight to the maternity ward. And all this is starting to seem very real.
The nurse gets a urine sample, gets her into bed, takes her vitals, and puts a monitor on her belly that shows her contractions. Then she checks to see if she's dilated.
"Well, you're a one," she says.
"So I'm going to have the baby now?"
"We're going to monitor you and the baby for a bit. Then we'll let your doctor know what's going on. Have you felt the baby kick?"
Lori starts crying. "No. And I'm so worried."
"Stay calm," the nurse says. "Baby could be asleep or it could be that you're so worried about the contractions that you just haven't noticed. I'll be back shortly."
The second she leaves, Lori grabs my hand. "I'm so scared, Jade. What if the baby died?"
"I'm sure the baby is fine," I say, trying to be reassuring.
"If it's born now, it will be premature. That's not good. Oh--" Another contraction causes her to stop mid-sentence and squeeze my hand.
"I haven't even finished our class. I don't know what to do!"
"Breathe. Like when you work out. Breathing increases your oxygen and will make it easier," I offer, knowing full well I'm bullshitting and don't know what the hell I'm talking about. I just want to keep her from breaking my hand off.
The nurse comes back in and points to the monitor. "See this line? It shows that you are experiencing a contraction right now." Lori rolls her eyes at me, because we didn't need a monitor to tell us that. "And this line on the bottom shows your baby's nice strong heartbeat," she says, causing Lori and I to sigh with relief. She taps some information into the monitoring machine then says, "Your contractions are pretty steady at seven minutes apart. How are you tolerating the pain?"
"She's doing awesome!" I say, trying to be encouraging. I know her birth plan consists of no drugs.
The nurse ignores me and asks the question again to Lori directly.
She replies, "I'm hanging in there. So what's next?"
"We wait and see what the doctor has to say. He'll be here shortly."
As soon as she's out of the room, Lori says, "Thank God the baby's heartbeat is okay. Please look up what risks there are for a preterm baby."
I do a search.
"It says here that from thirty-five weeks on that they are called late preterm infants."
"I know how you are, Jade. I need to know the good and the bad. Start with the bad."
"Um, okay. Well, it says that they can be at a greater risk for respiratory disease because their lungs aren't fully developed. Or maybe they are developed just not as strong as a full-term baby. Um, it says they weigh less, have less body fat, and have a hard time controlling their body temperature. But it just says they need to dress a little warmer. It says they have a higher risk of developing jaundice."
"Want to hear a funny story?" she says. "Last night I dreamed that my baby came out a full-sized child, who was wearing a baseball hat backwards and breakdancing."
"That's funny," I laugh.
"Yeah, Danny showed me some video of a breakdancing three year-old. I'm sure that's what caused it."
"Hey, I just thought of something. If Danny has Wi-Fi on the plane, you should be able to message him."
She grabs her phone off the bedside table and starts typing, but then she stops and looks at me. "Do you think I should tell him?"
"Why wouldn't you tell him?"
"He's on a plane and can't do anything right now."
"He'll feel even worse if you're in labor and don't answer your phone when he gets off the plane."
She shakes her head. "You know what, why don't you message him?"
"Why me?"
She clutches her abdomen again. "Because I'm in fucking pain!" she yells as she squeezes the life out of my hand.
"If you give me my hand back, I'll text him."
She lets go and whimpers. "Fuck, these hurt."
I decide now is probably not the right time to mention that the baby can hear her.
I grab my phone out of my bag and see a text from Phillip.
MacDaddyLovesYou: Took me forever to get to work. Roads are bad. Don't go out.
MacDaddyLovesYou: Did you go back to sleep?
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Me: Lori is in labor. I'm at the hospital with her. Baby's heartbeat is fine. Danny's on a plane back from LA but doesn't know we're here. About to try to message him.
MacDaddyLovesYou: Do you want me to come?
Me: The doctor is supposed to be here soon. I'll let you know what he says.
I send Danny a message.
Me: Hey, it's me. Just wondering if you got wi-fi on the plane and can talk.
Danny: I'm here, what's up?
Me: Thank god. Lori and I are at the hospital. She's in labor. She was really nervous that she hadn't felt the baby kick in a while, but they just checked and the baby's heartbeat is perfectly normal. We're waiting for the doctor.
Danny: Are you fucking with me?
Me: I wouldn't joke about something like this Danny.
Danny: Why didn't she message me?
Me: She left you a voicemail earlier. I drove her to the hospital in the middle of an ice storm and every time she squeezes my hand during a contraction, I'm pretty sure she's going to break it. Don't give me any shit right now.
"Lori, I'm texting Danny. Is it okay if I take a picture of you, so he knows you're okay?"
"Sure," she says. "Is he freaking out?"
"He thinks I'm messing with him."
"You wouldn't joke about something like this, would you?" she asks.
"Duh."