Page 37 of That Wedding (That Boy 2)
Phillipbaby<3 I miss you and love you more.
Me: Are you having a lot of fun?
Phillipbaby<3 I'd be having more fun if I was with you.
Me: :) Me too!
Phillipbaby<3 Danny will take my phone away if he seems me texting you, but I love you. And don't worry about tonight. There's no one for me, but you. <3
And I feel happy for the rest of the night.
The next morning, I'm buzzed awake by my phone and hear Phillip's sexy voice say, "Hey, Princess, you awake?"
"Kinda. Why are you up? Are you just getting in? Are you sick?"
"Naw, I got in around four, and why would I be sick?"
"Last night was your bachelor party. Aren't you supposed to be puking this morning? Or did you last night?"
"You know I don't like to get that drunk. There was a lot of shot drinking though, and it was pretty wild. But you know Danny, and well, the rest of the crew too."
"Define pretty wild."
Phillip chuckles. "The groom had lots of fun drinking and being stupid. He even greatly enjoyed the strip club, mostly cuz he was laughing so hard at Dillon and Cooper. But mostly, he was thinking about how much he misses his Princess. Did you and the girls have fun? Are you hanging?"
"Maybe a little."
"I figured. I miss you."
"I miss you more."
Danny texts me around ten-thirty.
Danny :) Our suite, 11am. An appropriate outfit is being delivered to your room. There will be other girls dressed similarly, so don't freak.
There's a knock at my door. I open it, and a concierge hands me a little gift bag. I set it on my bed and pull the outfit out.
What there is of it.
Me: OMG!!! Seriously??!!! I can't wear that!
Danny :) Oh, come on. He's gonna love it.
Me: Are you still drunk?
Danny :) Maybe. We haven't stopped drinking. In fact, right now, I'm a doctor.
Me: Let me guess, all you prescribe is cranberry and vodka?
Danny :) Yes'm!! I'm drinking one right now! YUMMY!
Me: I'm gonna need some liquid courage to even put this thing on!
Danny :) Go do two shots. Then I have a confession.
Me: Did Phillip sleep with a stripper!!!!????
Danny :) No!!!
Me: Did you??
Danny :) Hell, no. Shots, then answers.
Me: Fine.
I go to the bar in our suite, pour myself a shot, say a prayer that Danny's brilliant idea doesn't backfire, then toss the shot back. I do another one then decide to make myself a screwdriver. Those always taste good in the morning even if you have a slight wine hangover.
Me: Shots fired, Captain. Time for answers.
Danny :) You know how you keep telling me I'm an NFL quarterback, so I need to get rid of the old Tahoe?
Me: Yeahhhhh.
Danny :) After quite a few shots, things got a little crazy, and I kinda did.
Me: Danny!! OMG!!!!!. Did you go to the Ferrari dealership downstairs!!??
Danny :) Maybe :D
Me: Lori is gonna freak!!!! I'm soooo excited for you!!! Which one did you get?
Danny :) Red F430 Spider :)
Me: OMG!! That's awesome, Dannyyy!!!! I cant wait to see it!! Ride in it!! Hell, drive it!!!
Danny :) That means you'll help me tell her?
Me: Yeshhhh :)
Danny :) Put on the outfit, send me a pic.
I put on the outfit. A minuscule black leather bustier, an even smaller thong, black fishnet thigh highs, and a matching leather mask to covers my eyes. I add a pair of black stripper heels I brought to wear to the club tonight.
Me: I'm NOT sending a picture! You're all about to see WAY more of me than you should! I can't believe you talked me into this! You do realize this could backfire horribly!
Danny :) How could it backfire?
Me: What if I see Phillip doing something with one of the stripper girls? What if he's not attracted to me? It could break us up. I don't think the bride belongs at the bachelor party.
Danny :) This isn't the bachelor party. This is just a little fun. If Phillip wanted someone else, he had plenty of opportunities last night. Girls like him. I was a little jealous.
Me: What did he do? No, wait, I don't wanna know.
Danny :) He did the same thing I did. Enjoyed girls flirting with him, looked, but didn't touch. I can't say that for the rest of the crew though.
Me: Really?? OMG that makes me so happy.
Danny :) Do another shot. I'm having one. Do one with me. Like right now.
Me: Okay.
Danny :) Here's to happy endings. Hopefully, Phillip's.
Me: You're so bad. Cheers.
Danny :) Get your skinny ass down here. The other girls are waiting in the hallway for you.
I put on a coat and walk to their suite. As Danny said, there are three other girls dressed similarly to me. The problem is, they look WAY better than me. They have big boobs, great curvy hips, and sexy lush red lips. I remembered to put on some tinted lipgloss, but then I drank most of the screwdriver. My lips are probably orange and pulpy.
I wipe the corners of them, just in case.
When the four of us girls walk in, it's going to be like that game they used to have on TV when I was little. There was some song, Which one of these things don't belong?
That, would be me.
"So you're the bride, huh? It's pretty cool you're doing this," one of the dancers says.
"You think so? I was just thinking it could backfire. Like if he likes me, but doesn't know it's me, he's in trouble. If he doesn't think I'm sexy like you guys are, he's in trouble. If he likes one of you, he's in trouble. I don't think this is a good idea."
"Come on, he'll love it. When the time's right, just tell him. Or take off your mask. He'll be shocked, but he'll love it."
"What am I even supposed to do? I'm not that good of a dancer."
"Just go straight to him, shimmy in front of him a little, then do a lap dance."
I mentally thank Lori for buying the stripper's workout. If it weren't for that, I wouldn't have a clue.
We go into the suite. The boys are trying to act cool. Well, except for Joey and Dillon, who are chanting, "Take it off."
I move in front of Phillip. He's so adorable, and well, I'm in a mask. I might as well have some fun with him. I sit on his lap, straddling him. Run my hands through his hair the way I always do. He has a grin on his face, but he's not touching me. He sorta has his hands limply down by his side. I grind into his lap, then get up, and decide to dance in front of him.
I do what is probably the stupidest circle twirl thing ever seen. Why didn't my mom make me take dance lessons? Why did she let me play soccer? Didn't she know every girl needs to know how to dance at some point in their lives?
When I turn back around to face Phillip, his eyes roll down my body. I hear Nick from behind me yell, "Come on, Mac, show her what ya got!"
Phillip squints his eyes at me, flashes a big grin, gives Nick a thumbs up, then pulls me onto his lap. Then he puts his hands firmly across my ass and pulls me in even closer!
I swear, I'm going to kill him.
The boys think it's awesome. Neil hoots, "Way to go, Mac!"
Joey goes, "Aw, yeah, baby!"
I'm super conflicted. Part of me wants to rip this mask off and scream at Phillip and all his stupid friends, You assholes! The other part of me wants to stay in character just to see how far he'll take this. I choose the later, wrap my arms around his neck, and nuzzle my boobs into his face.
