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“Oh, anyone you think I’d like to see there. You know I don’t have my memory anymore.”
With that, I started my way out of the kitchen. I had a lot of things to destroy and relatively little time to do it.
I also needed to pack.
“Hey, where are you going?” he called after me.
“To clean up your wardrobe.” I didn’t bother turning to face him. “I thought I saw a few old things in there you can give away to charity.”
He knew what was coming. I planned on emptying his entire closet.
I thought I heard Oliver moan that karma was a bitch before I ducked into the hall.
Yes, she is, hubs.
But I’m even worse.
Chapter Forty-Eight
Briar
Seb vB:Eating veggie sushi off Oliver’s bare chest for lunch?????? Gag.
Briar Auer:Ugh. You saw that?
Seb vB:That and the encore. I wish I snapped a pic of Oliver’s face when you informed him you adjusted all the clocks in the house because you don’t believe in Daylight Saving.
Briar Auer:God, your ears must’ve developed supersonic strength.
Seb vB:I see and hear everything from the window.
Briar Auer:Not creepy at all.
Seb vB:Don’t change the subject.
Seb vB:Are you still mad he interrupted your girls’ trip?
Briar Auer:Something like that.
Briar Auer:Blood must have blood.
Seb vB:Why stop at blood?
Chapter Forty-Nine
Oliver
Ollie vB:I think she is fucking with me.
Zach Sun:Can you be more specific? Every woman on Planet Earth screwed you at some point.
Ollie vB:Very funny, Mr. 30-something-year-old virgin.
Ever since we’d found out that Zach was a virgin when he met his wife, I’d been meticulous about reminding him of that every single minute of the day.
Ollie vB:Briar. She can’t be this insufferable.
Romeo Costa:How do you mean?
