Page 82 of Finding Hayes

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Have you told Savvy yet? She was bragging about you today at the house.

King

Don’t get a big head. She wasn’t bragging about your… dick banana. She was telling the reporter all about your fire skills.

River

Are you putting out a lot of fires at home?

Romeo

Hey, she loves her husband. Nofault there.

King

Well, she put me in her video today. I bet this one blows up the internet.

Nash

You were pretending to tile the backsplash on camera with your shirt off. I don’t see that one going viral.

Romeo

No one would love to go viral more than King.

King

Have you seen my six-pack?

No one gives a shit about your six-pack.

King

I think your sister would disagree.

River

So, when do you take over at the firehouse?

Acouple of weeks.

River

Look at you, Hayes. Everything is falling into place for you. You got the job. You got the girl.

King

You’ve got the best friends anyone could ask for.

Nash

Six-packs and all.

I hate to interrupt this riveting conversation, but I need to go find my wife and tell her the news.

Nash

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