Page 88 of Drive Me Crazy

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[Jack whispers off mic]

Blake:

Uh … sorry. Blake Hollis. I’m Ella’s boyfriend. That is if she decides to accept my apology and not dump me for being an absolute idiot. Seriously. An idiot of the highest regard.

Poppy:

Well, we can all agree that you’re an absolute dick-head. But on to more important things. Blake, do you want to share today’s topic?

Blake:

Yes, um, sure. The topic is …

Poppy:

No, you have to do the drumroll first.

Blake:

Do I really? I’ve listened to every episode and there’s never a drumroll.

Poppy [in a fake British accent]:

Do I really? Yes, really.

Jack:

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