Jo: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah, I’m bored
Jo: Get dressed, we’re going shopping
Jo: And grabbing lunch
Me: Okay, but shopping for?
Jo: Nice try babe
Jo: We need birthday outfits for next weekend
Oh shit! That’s right, my birthday is coming up. I wonder if the guys know.
Me: See you soon
Jo: See you in an hour, babe
I pull up the group chat with the guys.
Me: Hey, I’m going out with Jo for a few
Cade: Where to?
I roll my eyes. This is as much as he has said since that night. Guess I wasn’t his girl after all.
Me: Shopping and lunch
Atti: What kind of shopping, princess?
Me: Clothes shopping
Cade: You have clothes
Stone: What kind of shopping, babygirl?
Do they even know my birthday?
Me: A birthday outfit for next weekend
Harlan: Little Harlot
Harlan: Birthday outfits are clothes-less
Me: Picture Attachment received
Harlan: See.
Zin: Dude, I don’t want to see your dick
Wiping the drool from my mouth. Damn, he is fine and holy shit, are they all hung like this?
Stone: Shit, my dicks bigger, babygirl
My phone beeps as the chat fills with dick pics.
Harlan: Who's the biggest little harlot